Haxorin' A Boiler

[nonspin]

.. found this on one of my old CDs when AOL 3.0 was 'hip"

Still one of my all-time favorites :dry:

Hax0rin a boilah

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Last time we wuz hax0rin' toastaz, so for dis time I been thinkin on

whut we should hax0r, and I thought, "eye will write

about....boilahs!!! Yes, those boilahs yew find in your basement!!" and

so I started to play around wiff

muh boilah at h0me, now yew can rewt your boilah tew!!!

Finding out da os that tha boilah iz runnin'

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yew can dew this 3 wayz...

1: Lewk for a sticka on it dat sez.

2: Find a console on da boilah, then, if it has a keyboard (dependz on

manufacturer) type "uname -a" and it will tell yew!

3: Find da manual for your boilah (easiest way)

When you know your boilahs operating system, yew can proceed to hax0r

it...

Hax0ring a boilah kan bee very dangerous, like hax0rin' a nukelear

powahh station, so make shure yew do the following...

1: Put on protective clothing, like gloves, and a hat, and maybe a

scarf, this is becos basements can be cooold, and yew wouldnt want to

catch a chill would yew?

2: Make shure yew have a spanner or wrench, as you will need these to

find hidden portz and tew eye-pee spoof from trusted hosts (like a sink,

or a pipe, or a washing machine)

Like wiv toasterz, we will first need to find hidden ports, so we need

to scan for them, boilahz are bigger than toasterz, so this may take

some time.

Yew can lewk for such hidden ports by doing these things...

1: Lewking around the boilah wiv your eyes.

2: Tracing pipes all around your house (bit like traceroute programs

do)

3: Using stealth tekniques by hiding around your house and listening

for water, like from taps and stuff...

If you dont find any hidden ports, then yew can just login from a

washing machine, or other trusted host on the network, when you connect

to tha boilah from the washing machine yew will see something like

this...

+-------------------+

| General elektrik |

| m:0225 |

| s:b4588 |

| t:02 |

+-------------------+

Boilah os release 2.54 (big baaaadass boilah)

Login: boilah

Password: <<--- we attemptid the default "boilah"

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L0ghinn grantid

***************

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Welkome to boilah

[bopr]

Boiling operations plan response

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Login on tty[washing machine]

Last login from bathrewm.com on tty[shower] at 7:43p.m.

1: Shutdown

2: Cold water

3: Hot water

4: Unix type shell environment

If yew ghet this yew are cool)(#*$ ok now chewze numbahh 4, then

yewse this universal boilahh exploit...

% **** Yew eye am eleet and k-r4d 'cos muh name iz zerocool!

**** : Command not found

% Whoami

Root

%

The best times to rewt boilahs is late at night when no-one is

logged-in, cos in tha day, yew get users logged in to dowload water and

****.

Eye will konitue with other examples next time!

.nonspin

[zer0buRn]

Ah AOHELL days... and "proggies" rofl

[Blah]

what zerob said..lol

[HVC]

H4x0r d4 Pl4n37 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 27, 2008 by HVC

[Teddy Rogers]

Lol! Funny...

Ted.

[syk071c]

cool riveting information.. can you please show me how to H4x0R a microwave next.. lol

[kaksii]

lulz

First time I read it, I thought 'yew' stands for 'Jew'

jk