nonspin Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 .. found this on one of my old CDs when AOL 3.0 was 'hip" Still one of my all-time favorites :dry: Hax0rin a boilah ----------------------Last time we wuz hax0rin' toastaz, so for dis time I been thinkin on whut we should hax0r, and I thought, "eye will write about....boilahs!!! Yes, those boilahs yew find in your basement!!" and so I started to play around wiffmuh boilah at h0me, now yew can rewt your boilah tew!!!Finding out da os that tha boilah iz runnin'================================================yew can dew this 3 wayz...1: Lewk for a sticka on it dat sez.2: Find a console on da boilah, then, if it has a keyboard (dependz on manufacturer) type "uname -a" and it will tell yew!3: Find da manual for your boilah (easiest way)When you know your boilahs operating system, yew can proceed to hax0r it...Hax0ring a boilah kan bee very dangerous, like hax0rin' a nukelear powahh station, so make shure yew do the following...1: Put on protective clothing, like gloves, and a hat, and maybe a scarf, this is becos basements can be cooold, and yew wouldnt want to catch a chill would yew?2: Make shure yew have a spanner or wrench, as you will need these to find hidden portz and tew eye-pee spoof from trusted hosts (like a sink, or a pipe, or a washing machine)Like wiv toasterz, we will first need to find hidden ports, so we need to scan for them, boilahz are bigger than toasterz, so this may take some time.Yew can lewk for such hidden ports by doing these things...1: Lewking around the boilah wiv your eyes.2: Tracing pipes all around your house (bit like traceroute programs do)3: Using stealth tekniques by hiding around your house and listening for water, like from taps and stuff...If you dont find any hidden ports, then yew can just login from a washing machine, or other trusted host on the network, when you connect to tha boilah from the washing machine yew will see something like this...+-------------------+| General elektrik || m:0225 || s:b4588 || t:02 |+-------------------+Boilah os release 2.54 (big baaaadass boilah)Login: boilahPassword: <<--- we attemptid the default "boilah"------------------------------------------------------------L0ghinn grantid*************** ------------------------------------------------------------Welkome to boilah[bopr]Boiling operations plan response------------------------------------------------------------Login on tty[washing machine]Last login from bathrewm.com on tty[shower] at 7:43p.m.1: Shutdown2: Cold water3: Hot water4: Unix type shell environmentIf yew ghet this yew are cool)(#*$ ok now chewze numbahh 4, then yewse this universal boilahh exploit...% **** Yew eye am eleet and k-r4d 'cos muh name iz zerocool!**** : Command not found% WhoamiRoot%The best times to rewt boilahs is late at night when no-one is logged-in, cos in tha day, yew get users logged in to dowload water and ****.Eye will konitue with other examples next time!.nonspin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0buRn Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ah AOHELL days... and "proggies" rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blah Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 what zerob said..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HVC Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 (edited) H4x0r d4 Pl4n37 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited January 27, 2008 by HVC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Rogers Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Lol! Funny... Ted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syk071c Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 cool riveting information.. can you please show me how to H4x0R a microwave next.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaksii Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 lulz First time I read it, I thought 'yew' stands for 'Jew' jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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